There’s an old and worn out adage that states, “The more things change, the more they remain the same.” In the turbulent 60’s as the war in Viet Nam intensified, many draft dodging youths sought refuge in Canada, rather than be drafted into the armed forces.

That of course was then, and this is now, and Candia is proving to be refuge once again for the disenfranchised, those mega rich celebrities, perhaps better known as whining “Trump dodging over-the-hill, B-list celebrities,” who keep threatening to move, however never quite make it across the border.

And although many people, including celebrities like Lena Dunham and Samuel L. Jackson, have said they'll pack up and move to Canada if Donald Trump becomes president, somehow they never do.

Well there's now a new dating website offering to match Canadians with Americans fleeing to the north.
Maple Match launched about a week ago and 13,000 people, with roughly 25% of them being Canadians, have already signed up.

"Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency," the website advertises to visitors.

The site offers people the opportunity to sign up for a waitlist and says it will follow-up "soon."
According to Google Trends, there was a massive spike in searches for "how to move Canada" after Trump's big primary wins in early March…just imagine if he should actually win the White House!

The front page boldly declares: "Make dating great again." Perhaps Trump should ask for a piece of the proceeds, in that if there one thing we’ve learned in this crazy election year, is that Trump is good for business, just look at all the over-the-hill celebrities who have rejuvenated their sagging lackluster carriers thanks to “The Donald.”

That list of disgruntled celebrities and growing includes; Rev. Al Sharpton, Raven Symone, Jon Stewart, Rosie O’Donnell, Eddie Griffin, Cher, Samuel L. Jackson, Barry Diller, Katie Hopkins, Omari Hardwick, and my all time favorite Whoopi Goldberg.

No doubt invoking “The Donald” into almost anything is a win, win situation even for those claiming disaster!

Source: Fox

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