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“Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air!
Send in the clowns”!

And that seems to be the advise from our new military strategist U2’s lead singer, Bono.

“Yes” you’ve read it correctly! America is now asking for advice on how to combat, orchestrate and strategically defeat ISIS from the legendary rock star himself, who was invited to testify in front of the United States Senate on the subject of the global refugee crisis and violent jihadism?

And of course being the gifted rocker that he is, Bono in is signature “rose colored glasses” didn’t disappoint his legions of fans (myself included), when he took to the microphone, and after a few seconds he began to nervously mumble and then finally speak;

"Its like, you speak violence, you speak their language. But you laugh at them when they are goose-stepping down the street and it takes away their power.”

Only in the world of “make believe” would one suggest that a hardy laugh is an excellent substitute for a Smith & Wesson when faced with physical danger.

It gets even better as Bono continued saying; “So I am suggesting that the Senate send in Amy Schumer and Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen, thank you.”

And there you have it, America’s answer to defeating the terrorist state ISIS!

However before we attempt to send in the clowns, we should first get rid of the “CLOWNS” running this country and apparently in charge of our national security!

h/t: Allen B West



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