New Anti-Jihad Rifle Comes Complete With “Liberal Tears” Gun Oil
Must. Have. One. Of. These.
This is on the official Christmas Wish List as of this morning. The Peacemaker Jihad Fighting Machine 15, complete with Silver Bullet Gun Oil; a delicate bouquet of standard issue lubricant mixed with a heady 13% PIG FAT.
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God”
Florida Gun Supply and S.W.A.T. Firearms dreamed up this fine example of an AR15 and it is for sale. You too can have God on your side knowing that freedom and peace come with a price. Accompanying the etched Bible verse, is; “Si vis pacem, para bellum,” Latin for;
“If you want peace, prepare for war”
Also, rest assured that in addition to the Silver Bullet Gun Oil, you also get yourself some Liberal Tears Gun Oil; another handcrafted, mulled concoction of waling liberal wussies’ tears. No liberal wussies were actually harmed in the manufacturing of the product, but it certainly sounds like it was an entertaining process by which it was harvested. You can read about that via the link.
Florida Gun Supply, for their part says
“Contrary to what the biased media and the liberal leaders of our country want you to believe, those of us that own AR15s don’t own them because we want to start a war. We own them to prevent one."
In keeping with the ancient proverb of peace through strength, Florida Gun Supply, S.W.A.T., and every red-blooded American knows that freedom isn’t free, freedom isn’t for wussies, and freedom must be held near and dear to the heart and protected as if it could evaporate any minute, because in truth, right now in our pro-Jihad ridden government, it is on the precipice of what could be extinction. The only thing standing between that and freedom's survival is the US Constitution and the 2nd Amendment.
Lastly, Florida Gun Supply would like to add, “… just to clear things up – AR stands for “Armalite Rifle” – not “assault rifle!”