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OK Michelle, settle down. Many would argue that Michelle Obama is not the most attractive person and her saying that she has been subjected to being treated differently due to her looks is just ridiculous.

Despite the obvious Michelle is at it again with reporting how she has been victimized in her life. Usually it's all about racial discrimination but she is branching out and now complain that she is a victim of her own good looks. That's right. Her own good looks!

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Michelle Obama has created this mythology about her privileged upbringing in which the forces of racism and sexism conspired to hold her back. It’s all bull****, but somehow slightly more truthful than her husband’s fictitious origin story. In Argentina on the taxpayer’s dime, FLOTUS added to this fable by claiming that male chauvinist pigs tried to keep her down because her body was too damn sexy.

As part of her do-nothing “Let Girls Learn” initiative, Michelle spoke to Argentinean women on the importance of education, because apparently a lot of people don’t know that getting an education is important. As usual, her speech wasn’t so much about the stated topic, but rather about Michelle herself.

“I began encountering people outside of my home who had less faith in my ability to reach my goals. Teachers who didn’t think I was smart enough and would call on the boys instead of the girls, even though the girls had better grades. People who thought girls shouldn’t have ambition. And they would ask my brother what career he planned to have, but would ask me what kind of man I wanted to marry,” said Michelle.

I wonder if she answered that she wanted to marry a man that has never had a real job in his life, but will somehow miraculously be elected as the President of the United States, despite his dangerous lack of qualifications. That would be downright eerie if she had answered that way, huh?

In case you aren’t yet in tears over the troubles Michelle faced growing up, get out your hankies:

“As I got older, I found that men would whistle at me or make comments about how I looked as I walked down the street as if my body were their property. As if I were an object to be commented on, instead of a full human being with thoughts and feelings of my own,” Michelle said.

I guess I could buy this story if those men she is talking about made comments like “nice package” or “sweet Adam’s apple bro” but other than that, it’s a little hard believe.

Truth be damned, Michelle really wants you to think that she has a smoking hot and very feminine body:

“I began to realize that the hopes I had for myself were in conflict with the messages I was receiving from people around me. Messages that said as a girl my voice was somehow less important. That how my body looked was more important than how my mind worked,” she said.

Michelle Obama complaining that her sexy body has been a hindrance is like Barack Obama bitching that his honesty has been a roadblock. It’s simply not true.

I get it that there are guys out there that like women who are built like an outside linebacker, our president being one, but Michelle’s physique is not something the general public finds attractive. Most men like soft-curves not broad shoulders and unexplained bulges.

With this, Michelle’s “I am the victim” fairy tale grows a little more elaborate. First, her skin color kept her back, then her gender was a hurdle to cross, and now her sex appeal almost stood between her and success. That is a hat-trick of self-delusion.

Do you think Michelle Obama has attempted to create the mystique that she is just a victim of her own beauty or is she just crying wolf in the same manner that she says she is a victim of racism?




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