Jeff Foxworthy is famous for his “You might be a redneck” jokes.”

His jokes, no matter how silly they seem, require self-deprecation on the audience’s part because of the simple elements of truth. Recently, Foxworthy imparted musings on what is wrong with the picture of America these days.

Above and beyond the smile they will give, you are sure to find yourself in wholehearted redneck agreement.

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

h/t: Q Political

 

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