HILARIOUS Recording Of “Trump Pilot” Taking Celebrities To Canada Is Going VIRAL
Throughout this year's presidential election cycle, celebrities across the country made numerous empty threats that if Donald Trump were to be elected president, they would be moving out of this country. Now, most people wouldn't miss these loud-mouthed liberals if they actually did follow through with their threats, but it doesn't seem we will be that lucky.
Well, there is a comical audio recording of a "Trump pilot" taking pilots across the border to Canada that has gone viral ever since it was posted online.
More from Mad World News:
Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” began.
“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” he continued.
The “pilot” proceeded to note that once the plane had reached cruising altitude the attendants would come by and collect their U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and would hand out beverages and crying towels.
“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were duly informed. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”
You can hear the entire “announcement” here:
Frankly, it’s too bad that this is only satire, as we’re pretty sure that if the liberal celebrities who have reneged on their promises to leave the country were actually true to their word, everyone would probably be a lot happier.
Please share this on Facebook if you wish this recording was real and those whining liberals would actaully follow through with their empty threats.
Source: Conservative Tribune