Caitlyn Jenner Tries To Recreate Nude SI Cover And It’s Absolutely Terrifying
This nightmare cross-dressing clown circus act is getting real old real fast. NOBODY CARES how Bruce Jenner wants to live his life. If he wasn’t a gold metal Olympian he would be nothing more than the eccentric weirdo down at the shopping mall.
You know, the old guy who likes to shop while wearing women’s clothes, has a bad wig, a run in the stockings, and needs a lesson in how to put on make-up. That guy. Jenner would be nothing were it not for the fact that he is the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games Decathlon champion.
It is the fame that came with marrying Cris Jenner, and his decision as an old man about what he really wanted to do with his life, that has brought him back into the spotlight. His big life changing, world changing goal was to swap an outtie for an innie. Woo. Hoo.
Apparently, his equally old and idiotic wife/ex-wife, had the opportunity to pose for the cover of a magazine wearing a flag and Bruce’s gold medal, and nothing else. Perhaps she thought it was cute to lay spread-eagle, hand and flag at her nether regions. Whatever. Moron.
Regardless, it would seem that imagery made Caitlyn/Bruce feel all tickly inside, because he and Sports Illustrated will be teaming up to do the same.
The only difference is that this time, he will treat like trash an American flag while posing with his “most prized possession.” Not sure if that is the gold medal, or, um….we will leave that for the “big reveal.”
The point is, this is disgusting. Cris Jenner’s provocative pose is disgusting. The hype around Bruce’s sexual identity fetish is disgusting.
The fact the media keeps shoveling this filth at us, and we keep gobbling it up is disgusting.
Source: Biz Pac Review