Apparently According To This School Principal Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches Are RACIST!!! Sadly This Is Not A Joke
Are you a white person who likes to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch?
If so, then you just might be a racist.
In a sick twist of logic borrowed straight from an inverted Jeff Foxworthy joke, Oregon K-8 grammar school Principal Verenice Gutierrez apparently believes there is a diabolical connection between race and good ol' PBJs.
How does she figure?
It all comes down to "white privilege," she suggested in an interview with the Portland Tribune.
The way Gutierrez sees it, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are made and eaten by white people. Non-white people may find this culturally offensive since they don't eat sandwich bread where they come from. Ergo, it's insensitive and racist to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Taken in a larger context, there really isn't much that white people aren't guilty of these days. When they're not out there "profiling" people of other races, or getting knocked out randomly by street thugs in a vicious game of beat the next white person you see (deservedly so, in the eyes of the perpetrators).
Why don't white people just go away? Perhaps that is the true intention of public education and school administrators like Gutierrez, when you come right down to it.
Gutierrez' ignorant and poorly chosen words may not have been intended to inflame already simmering racial tensions in America. But they most certainly have introduced more emotional acid to the bubbling multicultural mix.
In fact, this learned educator makes a strong case for home schooling. Honestly, who in their right mind would send a child to attend a "school" where the main thrust of "education" is to indoctrinate students with insane, truly racist, anti-American propaganda that extols the role of government, demonizes the Founding Fathers as racial bigots, attacks and defiles European history and cultural contributions to the American experiment, then, to top it off, trashes the food that white people eat?
So-called educators like Gutierrez have an agenda, and that agenda is to instill and cultivate a sense of "white guilt" among impressionable students using such inane things as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as weapons of mass instruction.
This latest defamation of the American majority would be truly comical if it weren't for the fact that it is happening everywhere in America.